bastard compendium

yeah no there's too many of them for carrd

here's their lore blog

the triplets' parents are Libby (The Eye) and Connor (unaligned), all others on the blog are extended family

Laplace Capgras's parents and the users of the stands Dr. Sunshine and 6up 5oh, respectively. don't make me list off every single Will Wood reference in the names.

Willwood was the first Wayward Stand User Kid that Journey took in but he was almost eighteen so he considers himself their younger brother rather than their son. Marsha was a rich couple's daughter who ditched her family and eloped with Willwood when the two of them were in their early 20s.

Dr. Sunshine is a stand that functions similarly to Cinderella in that it can change the target's appearance (with an upper limit of "anything mundane plastic surgery can change"), but unlike Cinderella it's on a permanent and genetic scale. This is why all of Journey's children have a family resemblance despite being adopted.

Marsha claims 6up 5oh isn't a "mind-reading" stand, it just can read microexpressions so well it can ascertain the target's surface thoughts, but the effect is basically the same so everyone just takes it as a stand that reads minds.

"bro let me make a darkner s/i based on something that's part of a set, i swear i won't make a bunch of ocs to be their family!" - famous last words

anyway. from left to right, top to bottom: Zwulf (he/she/they, 20), Zaine (she/they, 18), Okt (he/him, 16), Zex (they/them, 14), Feer (she/her, 12)

it is dubious if any of them are actually related to each other by blood but they're family for sure. in light world terms they were all just kind of fished out of a pound o' dice.

similar to how Zwanzisch has their draconic boss form, they all have boss forms based on different iconic d&d monsters. Zwulf is a Mind Flayer, Zaine is a Beholder, Okt is a Mimic, Zex is a Displacer Beast, and Feer is a Shambling Mound.

also known by their official job title "Reaper Spawn #89" but as soon as they found out they were allowed to have a name they picked one and didn't look back.

basically my self ship timeline's player stand-in. loop-aware, was freaked out by it after the first reset but now kind of takes it in stride.

funny catbirl who likes hanging out at the den, flirting with their coworkers, teasing their boss about his increasingly-obvious crush on their best friend, and just generally being a nuisance (affectionate)

can understand lady pawdington. kitty to kitty communication kitty to kitty conversation.

looks like a worm on a string, is actually a robot with ai operating at the approximate cognitive level of a particularly intelligent cat. similar personality to one, too.

rigoletto's beloved pet and best friend. they built her themself out of scavenged drone parts they bought off neo-Craigslist.

very affectionate, sort of becomes a team pet after rig joins the neoscum

just a little creachur